mmtthhddss:

Community College Tips:

• Don’t talk to anybody 
• Don’t make eye contact
• Avoid the cafeteria because they will probably be doing a flash mob to current viral song
• Transfer
• The guy who constantly tries to play devils advocate with the teacher  and sound philosophical whenever he speaks actually is failing the class but it doesn’t matter because grades doesn’t determine his self worth only upvotes matter
  

OH MY GOD THAT LAST POINT THOUGH

Spell to find a lost item

cannibalcoalition:

travelingwitch:

If you are looking for something important and you cannot find it, here is a spell to make its location known to you.

1. Stop looking

2. Stand up straight.

3. Say the magic words: “Well, fuck.”

The location of the item will become obvious.

This seems appropriate right now.

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

PSA: some words you might not know are rude

buttart:

here are some words that are impolite to use that you may not know are impolite:

• midget/dwarf
• gypsy
• “gypped” (derived from g***y)
• crippled
• retarded
• “ghetto” in reference to things that are shoddy/bad/unseemly

it’s okay if you didn’t know these words are rude but if you are reminded, or if someone tells you, all you have to do is try not to use these words in the future

that’s all

your effort in being polite and respectful to those around you will be appreciated!

do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them

tawnyshine:

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

YAHOOLIGAN